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Fias Tibi Infantulus
Rough translation from the Latin is "You must be a baby for your own benefit." Which is a translation to Latin of one of the things I say to myself sometimes, "Sometimes you have to be your own toddler." Which really means, sometimes you have to…
Cute But Fierce
A gift for a four year old friend.
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unicorn fire-breathing
Rein in Magical Thinking
With a nod to Joan Didion. This is my advice for coping with a cancer diagnosis (and perhaps also for coping with the academic job market).
Cultivate Radical Tolerance
Good Spousekeeping Knows No Gender (Chuppah version)
This was a square for my friends' wedding Chuppah. It was the second attempt at realizing this slogan.
How Sharper than a Serpent's Tooth is a Thankless Child
My mother said this to me when I was young, and her mother said it to her. I made this is a mother's day gift for her a few years ago.
Everyone Gets Their Ass Kicked in a Different Way
This is perhaps one of my most important personal aphorisms.
I can't Said the Ant; You Must Said the Crust
My dissertation completion motto.
Good Spousekeeping Knows No Gender
I remember that this phrase was from a women's magazine from the 1970s. My memory may be flawed. This was the first attempt I made in this genre.
Haven't you ever heard of the germ theory of disease?
My mother used to say this to me when I was a teenager and she thought I was being unhygenic.
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