Dubious Advice and Aphorisms

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Dubious Advice and Aphorisms

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Culled from personal experience and advice from parents.

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Control Seeks Control
"Control seeks control" is apparently a quotation from William S. Burroughs.

If You Want People to Treat You Normal You Have to Dress Normal
My mother said this to me after I complained that her co-workers in rural Tennessee treated me weird.

Haven't you ever heard of the germ theory of disease?
My mother used to say this to me when I was a teenager and she thought I was being unhygenic.

Good Spousekeeping Knows No Gender
I remember that this phrase was from a women's magazine from the 1970s. My memory may be flawed. This was the first attempt I made in this genre.

I can't Said the Ant; You Must Said the Crust
My dissertation completion motto.

Everyone Gets Their Ass Kicked in a Different Way
This is perhaps one of my most important personal aphorisms.

How Sharper than a Serpent's Tooth is a Thankless Child
My mother said this to me when I was young, and her mother said it to her. I made this is a mother's day gift for her a few years ago.

Good Spousekeeping Knows No Gender (Chuppah version)
This was a square for my friends' wedding Chuppah. It was the second attempt at realizing this slogan.

Rein in Magical Thinking
With a nod to Joan Didion. This is my advice for coping with a cancer diagnosis (and perhaps also for coping with the academic job market).
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